200 million things happened in the Amanda Bynes
saga since Friday and they’re not all rainbows, butterflies, and pints
of ice cream. To catch you up on all of it is actually pretty exhausting
and you might need another three-day weekend to release the stress of
going through all of them.
Here are the three main developments:
1. Amanda is suing the NYPD. Because if someone isn’t “murdering” her vagina (Drake),
then someone’s slapping it. Following an arrest on Thursday at the
actress’s apartment for reckless endangerment, she alleged that she was
sexually harassed by the police officers, claiming two officers groped
her and another “slapped my vagina.” An Internal Affairs investigation
was immediately set in motion; they found nothing, stating they
uncovered “no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations,” NYPD
spokesman Paul Browne said.
2. Amanda hates Rihanna. For no foreseeable reason besides the fact that nothing Amanda does is “foreseeable,” she lashed out at Rihanna
on Twitter on Sunday. Here’s the tweet that set it off: “Chris Brown
beat you because you’re not pretty enough. No one wants to be your lover
so you call everyone and their mother.” Rihanna responded: “Ya see what
happens when they cancel Intervention?” to which Amanda tweeted back
with “unlike your fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the
intervention dog! I met your ugly face in person. U aren’t pretty u know
know!” Amanda has since deleted all those tweets saying that they
weren’t legitimately from her account and “mocked up” by other people.
3. Amanda is going to be a rapper now.
Her final words on this episode: “Thanks for caring! Look forward to
seeing me in music videos! I’m getting a nose job! I’m looking forward
to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper.”
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