Amanda Bynes, lone star of the slasher horror movie playing before our eyes that’s simply titled Amanda Bynes, has a new name she can cross off her hit list: Miley Cyrus.
Miley was made a victim to Amanda’s Twitter tendencies of @’ing your handle and then saying “Ur ugly.”
Case in point, when Amanda tweeted, “Ur ugly @mileycyrus”. How poetic.
After wading deep into a menacing pool of vitriol generally reserved for Drake and Perez Hilton, Amanda came up for air to fire this pointed tweet directly at Miley.
Her motive? She finds Miley’s fiancé (?) Liam Hemsworth to be “the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth,” so, um, er, logic suggests she can only consider Miley to be a total threat to this personal opinion and therefore must be destroyed at all costs.
Miley hasn’t responded…yet.
Oh, it should also be noted that Amanda threw some major shade at her own father. She posted a photo of him and wrote, "hahah look at how ugly my dad's face is." Then she probably realized that she's basically the biggest hater in Hollywood and deleted that tweet.
Miley was made a victim to Amanda’s Twitter tendencies of @’ing your handle and then saying “Ur ugly.”Case in point, when Amanda tweeted, “Ur ugly @mileycyrus”. How poetic.
After wading deep into a menacing pool of vitriol generally reserved for Drake and Perez Hilton, Amanda came up for air to fire this pointed tweet directly at Miley.
Her motive? She finds Miley’s fiancé (?) Liam Hemsworth to be “the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth,” so, um, er, logic suggests she can only consider Miley to be a total threat to this personal opinion and therefore must be destroyed at all costs.
Miley hasn’t responded…yet.
Oh, it should also be noted that Amanda threw some major shade at her own father. She posted a photo of him and wrote, "hahah look at how ugly my dad's face is." Then she probably realized that she's basically the biggest hater in Hollywood and deleted that tweet.
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