Harry Styles’ Perfect Girl Is Your Mom

Harry Styles has so much game, it’s embarrassing. When he was 16-years-old, he was making your mom blush and playing footsie with women old enough to know what life was like back when computers were only one size.
One of Harry’s childhood friends’ moms named Yvette Fielding, who also happens to be a TV host in the UK, just revealed that Harry used to send her inappropriate text messages when he was just a teenager.
“The last time I saw [Harry] we went for Chinese food, his mum and her partner, Robin, plus me and my husband, Karl. Harry was sending me disgusting texts from across the table. I can’t even repeat the words, they were so rude!”

We’re gonna guess, d*ck pic. He totally sent a d*ck pic.
Mind you, this was when Harry was 16 and Yvette was 41!

It should be noted that Harry’s rep told The Daily Mail, “Harry has never sent any rude or inappropriate texts to Yvette Fielding.”
Depends on what they think is “rude.” Eh?
Yvette also called him a “cheekie chappie charm,” and while we have NO IDEA what that means, it seems like Mrs. Yvette Fielding might not have found his advances unwanted, if you know what we mean MRS. ROBINSON! We kid, we kid.
But are you THAT surprised? Harry has always liked older women. Before the 19-year-old famously dated

Taylor Swift (who was four years his senior), he dated a string of thirty-somethings and some other mini-cougars like Taylor.
Harry’s first high-profile relationship when he was just 17, was with 33-year-old Caroline Flack who hosted the UK version of “The X Factor.”
Then he had an affair with a 32-year-old married radio host named Lucy Horobin and their fling reportedly ended her marriage.
So yeah, if you have kids, a husband, and have been alive for three decades but somehow have a crush on Harry Styles, things are looking really good for you.
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