The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.9

Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday’s, we’ve got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers – And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he was churning these out. – so you’ll find another one of those below. Will I keep doing this every week? Who knows? It’s a mystery. Much like what I do at night when the lights go down, and the city becomes a cesspool of crime. Perhaps you noticed the masked man who suddenly appeared on the rooftops only to immediately after he hit his ankle on a drain pipe, his cries of “Ow my leggy!” and “Fuck this!” echoing for all to hear. Because that definitely wasn’t me. I was home, uh, masturbating. That’s it. Master catering…
Ireland Baldwin New Boyfriend Chateau Marmont
“There was me, that is Ireland, and my three droogs, that is Vanilla Ice, Alonso Ribeiro, and Slater Trout, and we sat in the Chateau Marmont Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Chateau Milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or Lohancrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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