Kate
Middleton is considering having a hypno-birth. Don’t know what that is?
It’s when you get hypnotized before giving birth. Duh.
We’d expect a hypno-birth from someone like Gwyneth Paltrow but NEVER Kate Middleton. She’s supposed to be “down with the people,” “basic” and “relatable.”
There is NOTHING relatable about being hypnotized!
Anyways, a source told Grazia, “Kate has researched various birthing methods. She wants it to be natural, so hypno-birthing is one option that appealed and she had been reading up on it and listening to CDs to get into the right frame of mind.”
Apparently Kate’s social circle is a bunch of holistic LA-types, “some of her friends have used [hypno-birthing] and swear by it. Kate wants to do it her way and be relaxed.”
Apparently Kate used hypnotherapy to cure her morning sickness and it worked, so she’s all about it.
Now Kate, when you open you’re eyes you’re going to quack like a duck. Quack
We’d expect a hypno-birth from someone like Gwyneth Paltrow but NEVER Kate Middleton. She’s supposed to be “down with the people,” “basic” and “relatable.”
There is NOTHING relatable about being hypnotized!
Anyways, a source told Grazia, “Kate has researched various birthing methods. She wants it to be natural, so hypno-birthing is one option that appealed and she had been reading up on it and listening to CDs to get into the right frame of mind.”
Apparently Kate’s social circle is a bunch of holistic LA-types, “some of her friends have used [hypno-birthing] and swear by it. Kate wants to do it her way and be relaxed.”
Apparently Kate used hypnotherapy to cure her morning sickness and it worked, so she’s all about it.
Now Kate, when you open you’re eyes you’re going to quack like a duck. Quack
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