This is the closest thing we’re going to get to a Kidz Bop version of the Beyoncé track “Bow Down”: an Instagram of Blue Ivy Carter sitting in her monogrammed mini-throne, by which you can now proceed to bow down before.
The new photo has all the trademarks of a BIC portrait—an enigmatic child facing away from the lens (because while you have time to look at Blue Ivy Carter, Blue Ivy Carter has no time to look at you), a deceptively casual outfit that cost more than your entire wardrobe, a little whimsical Wes Anderson-esque mise en place, an indistinct locale, Blue Ivy Carter, natch.
This isn’t the first time we’ve been graced by The Chair’s presence. Beyoncé uploaded a photo of it beside her own mama-sized one in March. While we're still waiting for a photo of Jay-Z's own papa-sized chair stacked up against them, just don't expect an ivory crib any time soon.
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