I spend a lot of time shitting on gun nuts, the South, the Midwest, Christians, Republicans and basically all the things making America dumber
by the minute. So for a change, I’m going to make fun of liberals
because it’s 9/11 and everyone knows their godless heathenry caused it.
“Socialized medicine!? Well, now I have to crash into those buildings,”
Osama bin Laden
said before planning the whole thing in the palace of George Bush’s
best Saudi Arabian friend. Anyway, the New York City mayoral elections
were yesterday, so
Sydney Leathers crashed
Anthony Weiner‘s
“victory” party last night (He lost, and how, in case the quotes didn’t
give it away.) which apparently required chasing him through a goddamn
McDonald’s, according to these sad Vines via Jezebel:
Oddly enough, after this happened, Anthony Weiner conveniently
forgot to thank his wife during his concession speech, but that could be less to do with him contemplating if AIDS is really that bad
and more with him being a giant dick considering here he is flipping
everybody off as he left because, clearly, the citizens of New York
should’ve voted for Mayor McDickPhoto if they knew what was good for
them. The choice was so obvious it practically sprung up and thwapped
them in the face. Via
Buzzfeed:
“I got your fucking thanks right here, you fucking pricks. Now take
me to the Apple Store, I heard the new cameras on the iPhone are
AWWWEEESSSOOOME.”
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