Snooki Stalking Amanda Bynes in NYC

 

Everyone knows what Amanda Bynes is up to these days, for better or worse.
But what about Snooki? Well, if we’re lucky, those two rocky worlds are about to collide because…
This just in through the celebrity wire: “Looking for Amanda Bynes in NYC,” Snooki instagrammed a couple hours ago.
Don’t worry, Amanda. If there’s one thing to go off of in this photo, it’s that Snooki comes in peace. Literally. (She’s throwing a peace sign.)

The Jersey Shore reality star and fluffy slipper empire builder gets N.Y.Chic in an all black everything ensemble. From head to probably toe (we can’t tell, photo crops at the ankle), Snooki rocks black tresses, black shades, black bodycon column dress, black biker jacket, and a black totebag.
If her mission is to really attract Amanda, though, Snooki’s going to have to ratchet-it-up just a tad. A cheaper weave, for starters; over-powdered eye shadow, but only on one lid, if she really wants to commit.

Make any of these altercations to your outfit and walk around the city with a glazed look over your face, like you can’t tell the Statue of Liberty from the Empire State Building, Snooki, and Amanda will gravitate to you in no time.
Like a moth to a flame.
Moth to a flame.

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