Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Officially Divorced

 Finally! The endless saga known as the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce trial has come to an end. Kim is free to marry Kanye AND Kris gets NOTHING in the split.
Somewhere out there Kris Jenner is sitting in a plastic surgeon's office and already booking the post-divorce tabloid mag “Tell All.”
Here are all the details in the split:
Kris was supposed to be slapped with a fine for missing out on last week’s hearing, but Kim (being the kind pregnant cherub that she is) asked the judge to drop the penalty.
“Woof! Woof” – Kris Humphries.
However, Kris gets NO money from Kim in the split, thanks to her “ironclad prenup,” even though Kris asked for $7 million for being frauded into a reality TV marriage, or whatever he was claiming.

Speaking of, Kris ended up dropping the “fraud” charges and his demand for an annulment, so the judge granted them a clean and fair divorce.
Both Kim and Kris will pay their own lawyers fees and if you want to look at divorce as a game of winners and losers, you could say that Kim “won.”

 She didn’t lose anything in the divorce, except Kim will probably do an interview and say she wished she could have gotten all that “time” back. Because time is more valuable than money, she’ll try to claim.
As Kim was walking out of the courthouse the judge said to her, “Congratulations on your dissolution.”
Kim is OFISH divorced.

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