Reportedly, the One Direction heartthrob refers to his relationship with Taylor Swift the same way we all refer to our own relationships with the singer: a total “pain in the arse.”
The teenager has sworn off having a serious relationship for the moment, the same way anyone over the age of 15 has sworn off listening to One Direction.
Besides his tousled shaggy hair and possessing Mick Jagger’s DNA, it’s this kind of poetry that touches the hearts of more generations than Jane Austen’s prose.
In the upcoming One Direction movie and world’s most unnecessary documentary This Is Us, Harry opens up about his rather eclectic taste in women.
Like an A.D.D. kid in a candy store, Harry’s taste buds just haven’t settled on a favorite flavor yet.
“I think I’ve been unlucky in love so far,” he muses on camera. “But then, I haven’t really met anyone who’s made the earth move for me.”
Speaking like a typical 19-year-old with a starry-eyed idea about relationships, Harry’s unable to realize that he hasn’t been “unlucky in love” as much as he’s still a teenager.
“I’m longing to meet someone who really inspires me and makes me really want to spend time with them.”
Harry, you’re 19. The only relationship you need to worry about now is the one you should be having with the video game BioShock Infinite.
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