We weren't even aware that turtlenecks were even being manufactured anymore, but here are 8 photos of Britney Spears wearing turtlenecks. Don’t say we never gave you anything.
This is the turtleneck Britney wears when she’s meeting up with an Internet date she already knows is going to suck.
This is the turtleneck Britney wears when she wants you to guess how cold it is by only looking at her chest. Spoiler alert: It’s cold out.
Oh, we were mistaken…this turtleneck also doubles as Britney’s “pajama turtleneck.” The pajamas she wears when she goes out in public, obviously.
This is the turtleneck Britney wears when she’s faced with that age-old problem of freezing cold neck, hot arms.
This is the turtleneck Britney wears for outdoor excursions like skiing, grocery store trips in the rain, and stressful walks through airports.
This is the turtleneck dress that Britney wears when she is super sleepy but forced to do press for “The X Factor.”
This is the turtleneck Britney wears when she wants to be sexy, but not super sexy. It’s like “omg lace,” but also, “don’t look at my neck.”
This is the turtleneck Britney wears when she dresses like a call girl.
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