Yesterday, things got a little tense,
and I may have prayed for some of your deaths even though I’m an
atheist. No, really. I actually took time out of my day to ask an
invisible being I know isn’t real to give anyone who equates White Chicks with blackface to get ass cancer. So to make up for that, here’s Selena Gomez‘s ass looking amazing in a bikini
which I think everyone agrees solves all the race relations. Israeli
and Palestinians are looking at these together going, “Cheek for you,
cheek for me, BOOM,” then experiencing an unparalleled age of peace
until Justin Bieber ejaculates on them bringing forth the tribulation. I have foreseen it.
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