Yesterday,
Britney Spears‘ Twitter account would you have believe she looked like this and this while filming her new video “Work Bitch.” When, really, she looks more like this, this, this and this.
And before everyone gets mad at me, keep in mind, I’m not the one
sexually exploiting a mentally handicapped woman to sell music for
profit. She belongs on a farm where she can run and play and toss bales
of hay onto a truck because, my God, look at those haunches. Do you know
how many fields I could plow with that? I’d let her think we were
planting McNugget trees. She’d love it, you bastards!
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