Amanda’s new “thing” is to talk about guys she finds attractive on Twitter because everyone knows that desperation is the first step towards a healthy relationship, but Amanda’s obsession with Drake wavers between total adoration and absolute loathing. One day he’s “hot,” the next he has “ugly gums and teeth.” It's so hard to keep track.
Thankfully, you don't have to keep track of it, because our job is to stalk famous people and professionally check Twitter, so here is a carefully detailed outline that tracks Amanda’s “relationship” with Drake, because Amanda is the most confusing stalker ever.
March 15, 2013 – Amanda posts a photo of Drake and his friends and writes, “@drake is a hot fellow.” Moments later she posts a Photoshopped image of drake as a woman and writes, “He’s the woman bwahahah.” It’s unclear if Amanda finds Drake as a woman attractive or not. We’re not sure if she “swings that way” now or is making fun of the rapper.
March 22, 2013 – The tweet heard round the world. Amanda asks Drake to “murder her vagina,” which in Amanda’s world is a good thing.
April 14, 2013 – Amanda is still on that Drake obsession, she posts this photo and wrote, “Eyes for days,” whatever that means.
April 22, 2013 – A few days later, she posts this photo and only writes, “King.”
April 30, 2013 – She’s STILL fixating on his eyes, and writes, “loving far apart eyes.”
April 30, 2013 – Oops, just kidding. Hours later she posts another photo calling Drake “ugly.”
June 4, 2013 – Amanda’s “alter ego” Twitter account “Barbie” (she’s denied it’s her Twitter account, but we’re pretty positive it's her) wrote about “ugly” Drake again and blogger Perez Hilton asks Amanda if she’s over Drake again.
June 6, 2013 – Apparently Amanda and her “NOT” secret Twitter account have the same views on Drake’s attractiveness. Amanda responds to Perez that Drake is not only “ugly” but also “gay” now.
Amanda then continues to bash Drake’s “teeth,” “smile” and “gums.” Apparently Drake is just striking out 100% in the oral attractiveness department.
0 comments:
Post a Comment