It's what we dreaded would always happen: "Keeping Up With The
Kardashians" becoming indistinguishable from real life. Like the BP oil
spill, the disaster that's
Kim Kardashian's last marriage is now polluting our legal court system.
At
her divorce trial next month, in an attempt to clean up this mess, Kim
will call to the stand all the usual suspects, including a show
producer, matriarch
Kris Jenner, and—curveball!—ex-husband
Kris Humphries.
All
these names just to prove that Kim K. and Kris H.'s wedding was real
and not just a ploy written up and hatched by a show for ratings as
everyone had assumed. It appears that even in divorce, these two can
still get together and cooperate on a problem. Maybe they should've used
this type of teamwork in their marriage?
Anyway,
that's in the past. What we can anticipate from the proceedings will be
Kim providing "reasons why the parties' marriage should be dissolved
and not annulled" (which is what Kris H. wants—an annulment)—the crux of
this whole divorce trial.
She'll also have to somehow show "that
she did not defraud [Kris Humphries] into marrying her," which sounds
even more entertaining.
Because Kris Jenner has to practically
approve and sign off each time a Kardashian blinks, she'll be there to
speak about "communications with the parties regarding their
relationship" in support of Kim's "did not defraud" defense.
It's the Kardashian courtroom spin-off we didn't really ask for, so stay tuned.
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